So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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