his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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