So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
