We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Green mimosas i think yes
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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