You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
i out mim tonsoeep
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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