Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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