David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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