it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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