Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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