And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
