I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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