oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
not ubering you a puppy
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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