thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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