i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i will never coherently bang her
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You're like the curious george of whores
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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