so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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