god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Still dying that you shit outside
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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