these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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