i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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