Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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