god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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