This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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