Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize