(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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