real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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