After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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