Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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