STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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