I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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