She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize