i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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