: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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