We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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