I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
