Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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