My brain says no but my pants say off.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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