No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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