What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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