Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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