There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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