You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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