ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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