Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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