i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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