Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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