would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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