I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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