I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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