No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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