Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
