Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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