I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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