I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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