Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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